Bozeman multi-jurisdictional task
force protects community
Bozeman, Montana- March
23. Bozeman multi-jurisdictional taskforce has
arrested a grandmother for supplying her grandchildren with
illegal home-grown organic vegetables which they took to
school in their lunch bags. The chief of police said
children can acquire bad habits at home which can lead them
to question authority, in this case the school nutrition
office and administration, which prefers that they eat
government-approved pink slime meat nuggets with GMO white
bread.
A police SWAT team raided
the grandmother's home in the early morning hours using
flash bang grenades. In order to minimize resistance,
the grandmother was shot with a bean bag round from a
shotgun and tasered. All unapproved food has been
confiscated from her residence, and the garden was razed and
sown with salt.
Citing the deplorable
conditions in the children's home, where organic, home made
food was readily available, television watching was
discouraged in favor of reading, and herbal supplements were
used to treat illnesses rather than taking the children to a
licensed medical doctor, the department of Child
Protective Services has placed them in foster care.
The director of the state
department of Micromanagement urged Montanans to be alert
for indications that neighbors are developing hostile
attitudes toward centralized control. They may be
growing organic gardens, they could be stockpiling food and
emergency supplies, guns and ammunition, and might even be
homeschooling their children and opposing fluoride in the
city water supply.